Overheard Conversations on the MRT/Jeep

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Onboard the MRT2 eastbound to Marikina:

Student: “Ano mas gusto mo? Masagasaan ng tren, o makagat ng shark?”

Classmate: “Depende kung anong parte ng katawan.”

Student: “Sabihin na natin parehong paa mawawala. Tren o shark?”

Classmate: “Shark na lang. Ay hindi. Tren na lang pala.”

Student: “Bakit? Dahil masakit ang kagat ng pating?”

Classmate: “Hinde. Dahil pag kinagat ka ng pating, mahapdi ang tubig sa dagat, pare!”

Onboard the Marikina Bayan jeep:


Jeepney Driver: (speaking to kids na sumasabit sa likod ng jip nya) “Bawal diyan mga pogi. Wag kayo sasabit! Mahirap palitan ang mga mukha ninyo pag nadisgrasya!”

Passenger: “Ok lang yan manong. Malapit na Halloween sa November 1.”

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